Day 2 continued and Day 3 begun...

Gonna be quick - at work and want out...

Yesterday:

• 1 nectarine
• 3 Guerrero hard tamale corn thingies
• Some hummus - maybe 2 servings?  maybe 3?  maybe less?  maybe more? 
• BTW - TF's cat munched some hummus...gonna be some burly kitty litter today...shiver...lucky me that I don't have to clean it up...
• 1 mushroom
• Clif Builder Bar - Chocolate Mint
• Simply Asia Roased Garlic and Vegetable Instant Rice Noodle Soup (Simply heinous awful KRAP!)
• About 1 serving of Blackthorne apple cider (yes...I'm a pussy...barely touched my 32...)
• Remainder of slop from slow cooker
• Two handfuls of cereal.
• But...my hand's aren't that big.  I said my HANDS.  Not indicitive of ANYTHING else.  How dare you insinuate!?!?!  I'll trim the merkin...it'll look bigger...I swear...
• Two cups of coffee for the day
• Some jelly bellys...

Today:

• Clif Builder Bar - Chocolate Mint
• Pringles Multi Grain chips. 
• Approximately 6 servings.
• Fuck you.  Yes, I ate the whole container.  They were on sale at CVS. 
• And my bowels exploded this afternoon b/c of 'em.  And no Olestra in there...
• Goes to show - Pringles cause anal leakage - it's got nothing to do w/ the Olestra, no matter what the published reports might say...or, for that matter, the warnings on the Pringles fat-free cans say...
• Two cups of coffee
• No jelly beans...although I do want some...yum...sugary sweetness...
• Oh yeah - spoonful of frozen yogurt, mixed peanut butter and sha-ko-lot.
• I want jelly beans
• Or those Trader Joes fruit thingies...like a cheaper version of the Man-0-manishcewitz fruit slices...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....drrrrrrrroooooooooooooolllllll...

Metallica - Master of Puppets CD in the player.  Fucking skipping on Master of Puppets the song.  Sucks.  Stupid fucking 100 CD case holder fucked up a bucket load of my CDs...ah well...gonna hope to find 'em for download somewhere...

Time to go find some jelly beans...

Update on Day 1...

After a momentous crap, which I should have photographed for posterity ('twas a big one...but not particularly solid...damn Indian buffet on Tuesday...), I realize that I must list all food...no matter what...

Good thing I didn't start this on Tuesday, hey?  I can imagine the entry:

• Fried indian goodness, with butter. 
• Aka the porcelain plaster master.

So anyhow...back to the Wednesday Day 1 update:

• One and a half bowls of some kind of Kashi cereal I bought at Grocery Outlet - what a bargain!
• Of course, bowl size is subjective.  It was one and a half SMALL bowls, not big ones, so intepret at will
• Then again, I had it at ~ 10pm last night, so maybe I'm just trying to justify what I ate...
• Lots more of the tofu meat, light soy sauce, potato slop I cooked up two nights ago.  With more soy sauce, of course.
• Good thing I didn't put onions in it - might not be sitting here typing...might be kinda pre-occupied right now...

BTW - I like clean getaways.  Definitely not a fan of having to clean ass-splatter.  No matter what, you'll never get it all, unless you shave your ass.  And even then, there could be some residual in the ol' balloon knot (that'd be sphincter, for those of you who are unaware...).  Sacramento's hot...so ya sweat...and that leads to drippage...swamp ass...with a side of turd residue...

What to eat today?  Gonna need to get my morning coffee soon.

Fuck my office stinks.  Kinda like a rotten peach.  No, not that kind of rotten peach - no penicillin for me, thank you very much.  Nothing like being trapped on a bus w/ broken AC.  But back to the point...coworker gave me a peach from her backyard yesterday.  Gotta clean it and eat it.  Need mah fiber.  Well, in addition to my ghettomucil, that is...

Back to work...

First post...

And I don't know what I'm doing.  Welcome to the internet...sigh...

So I'm going to figure out how to set this up into multiple sections (hopefully?):

• Diet
• Fat man's gotta lose some weight...wanna see my feet again w/o leaning over...
• However, apparently a fat vegetarian is not an oxymoron...just a moron...ayup...
• Exercise
• See explanation above...plus gotta lower the ol' blood pressure...
• Any other thoughts I've got
• Politics, religion, sex, Easter Bunny obsession, relationships, bikes, cars, movies, music, cool links, etc...

And since I have no clue how to do this yet, and am wasting taxpayer money by doing this on the State's dime, might as well list what I've eaten today and then get back to work (Note that I'm not listing the water I drink...):

1. Clif's Builders Bar - Chocolate Mint
2. Small Potatoe Chunk
• Figured out how to use my slow cooker last night...cooked up some dehydrated shitake mushrooms, dehydrated vege-farm tofu meat stuff, and potatoes, all in water, low-sodium soy sauce, and 3 packets of tapatio (thank you Little Caesar's, you slimy bastard-monkey fast-food pizza chain, with your deathgrip on my wallet...damn cheese addiction...).
3. Piece o' vege-farm tofu meat - had to see if it actually cooked - and amazingly enough, it did!
• Now to figure out what the fuck I'm going to cook with this stuff...
4. Can of Heinz vegetable soup.
1. Thank you 99 Cents Only...  Now for Grocery Outlet to open next door to work...hell yes!!!  Or, then again...hell no!!!  Damn me and my lack of self control...
2. Heated, you ask?  Why no, but thank you very much for your inquiry. 
1. Laziness = drinking right from the can...
5. Coffee - 2 cups for now.

Phrase for the day:  Boobies!!

No, I did not way 'moobies'.  Got 'em, see 'em daily, don't need to think about 'em. 

Currently on the ol' computer media player - Ahleuchatistas - On the Culture Industry

Issue w/ playing music - have to close my damn office door.  Smells like ass and right guard in my office.  Might have to actually take my laundry to the dry cleaner.  Soon...  Don't want to pay to have shirts dry cleaned that I won't be wearing b/c they'll be too big soon.  Ah, sweet excuses...